求破事儿中公德心一段的台词要英文的

I'm a good person. 我是一个好人
What? 什么？
I'm a model citizen. 我是一个有公德心的人
Give me an example? 有例子吗？
Ok, whenever I go to a public toilet like in an office,,,cafe or restaurant, and I see shit stains, I clean them up. 当然有，每当我到公司，咖啡厅活餐厅的洗手间时，看到马桶内一些粪便渍便会清理。
I'll aim and try to wash them off with my piss, and then I flush.
我尝试用那小便的水力把那渍重擦掉。
Eww...that's do disgusting.
咦，那很恶心呢。
And it has nothing to do with being a good citizen.
这个和你是否有公德心没有什么关系。
I think you are just bored.
只不过是你无聊。
Nah, you tripping gal.
那不是无聊
It's got everything to doo with being a good citizen.
这正是真正的公德心
Imagine how toilet cleaners feel, facing them shit stains every single day.
你试幻想一下，清洁工人每天看到那污渍时的感受。
So, I piss and I clean.
所以我在小便的同时，能够出去那些粪便渍
Two birds one stone.
真是一石二鸟啊
Look, I'm not the ine who left them shit stains.
因为那个粪渍不是我留下来的
I'm just trying to do a dirty job