UFO!英语！

好,以下的故事情节为, 2个人看到了 UFO . (自己写的,原创)

A: hey,look what is that, is that UFO or something.
B: oh, jesus christ, i think you are right. It is UFO.
A: let's get out of here, i don't think it's safe.
B: ya man i think it has found us.
A: oh no . its comming to us.
B: wait a minute , i wanna go pee.
A: you can pee as much as you want when we get away.
B: but i can't take this any more, i have to pee now
so B is peeing while running

Unidentifiedflyingobject

Unidentifiedflyingobject
其实你就说：UFO就行。UFO是Unidentifiedflyingobject 的缩写
U:Unidentified
F:flying
O:object

A:What were you doing when the UFO landed?
B:I was cooking in the kitchen.

还说“问题补充：重金奖赏！”才50分嘞！

A:Look!What is that?It is moving in the air!Like a sauser!
B:Oh,I see.After all,what is it?
A:I know!May de is UFO!Look!It is landing!
B:Will the extraterrestrial kill or hijack us?
A:i do not know ver