急求初一英语小知识！

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies

小笑话

no three no four （不三不四）
people mountain people sea.(人山人海）
long time no see (好久不见)
power line （电源线）
morning three night four （朝三暮四）
want money no,want life one! （要钱不给，要命有一条！）
money or life？ （要钱还是要命？）
wang eight eggs 王八蛋
wang old five 王老五
ten three point 十三点
no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
play a big knife before guangong