帮忙用英语翻译下,,麻烦了！

today is quite fine!
it is my honor to be here and give my report to you. originally, it is just a piece of cake, but my abnormal teacher demands that everyone at least for two minutes, so i have to speak something nonsense, and i wish everyone of you do not mind it.

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Today, clear weather ten thousand mile clear sky is honored very much can report today in here that is a very relaxed matter originally, but I that abnormal teacher actually wants our each person few to lecture 2 minutes, therefore do not a little bit idle talk, but also asks everybody to be able the excuse me!!

Today, sunny weather thousands of miles I am privileged to be able to report many here have a very relaxed one thing, but the metamorphosis of my teachers, we were asked to lecture at least two minutes each, so that many have to the nonsense, also requested the everyone can be forgiven! !

Today, thousands of miles clear weather
I am privileged to be able to report many h