小笑话的翻译

There were twofrogs in love,then they got married,and gave birth to a toad.The male frog was angry:"You slut!What happened on earth?" The female frog cried:"I've not got to tell you that I had a facelift before I married you."

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Once there were two frogs falling in love with each other,and then they got married, and soon the gave birth to a toad. The male frog was so angry and asked:"You slut, what the hell happened ?" The female frog cried and answered:"I've not got time to tell you that I had a facelift before I married you."

Have two frogs in love, then marriage, and marriage after giving birth to a toad, frogs angry public: "You slut, what happened in the end." Cried the mother of the frog: "People have not come and tell you, I marry you before, once the entire capacity. "