假如你去叔叔家的路上遇到一位外国朋友，她要找一家最近的邮局，向你问路．

外国朋友:Hello,Under disturb,the Chinese friends. From which I would like to ask where the nearest post office?
我：啊！什么？I...I...I Do not....not speak English.Please~Many say it again.OK?
外国朋友:I'd like to go away from this recent Post Office. You can help it?
我：哦！~~Post Office，我知道，邮局嘛。
外国朋友:What？
我：Post Office？
外国朋友:Yes！Yes！
我：You can ask the police。
（这时打了个闪雷）
我指着天：The sky,Rain will be.Rain!You know,I can give you call a taxi to send you to.
外国朋友:OK!OK!Thanks!
(我拦下辆出租车)
我：司机，这是个老外，麻烦你送他去邮局。
（转身同外国朋友）
我：OK!I said to him, and asked him to send you to the post office.
外国朋友:OK!OK!Thanks!