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009最贱的话
1 ：我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显.
2 ：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。
3：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。
4：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”
5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
6 ：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。
7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。
8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。
9：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。
10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。
11 ：别把虾米不当海鲜。
12 ：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
13：泡妞就像挂QQ，每天哄她2个小时，很快就可以太阳了。
14 ：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。
15 ：你的手机比话费还便宜。
16 ：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技！
17 ：有空学风水去，死后占个好墓也算弥补了生前买不起好房的遗憾。
18 ：明骚易躲，暗贱难防
1,my advantage:I'm handsome;my disadvantage:I'm not that handsome
2,money won't hurt feelings, while feelings do cost money
3,you're cursed with instant noodles without condiment for life
4,the accountant says,get your salary later ,for I don't have the change
5,though you've used perfume,you are still a bastard
6,once I walked on streets, a group of girls stopped me, they said that I'm handsome,I didn't admit to that, then they beat me saying I'm a swindler
7,get the Party a cup of Sanlu milk
8,the most mysterious department in the history: departments related
9,I can do anything but everything
10,they got background,I got shadow of my back
11,shrimp is the seafood however small it is
12,I'm an angel, I can't go back heaven for the reason of my weight
13,dating is like upgrading your QQ, spend 2 hours every day and you'll get a sun
14,we don't have enough fools for