婚后不想和老婆在一起睡觉。你们谁能帮我满足老婆呢

买个假机儿来插她，或者让我来也行。呵呵

LIFE IS LIKE A BOAT

Nobody knows who I really am
I never felt this empty before
And if I ever need someone to come along
Who's gonna comfort me and keep me strong

We are all rowing the boat of fate
The waves keep on comin' and we can't escape
But if we ever get lost on our way
The waves would guide you thru another day

Nobody knows who I really am
Maybe they just don't give a damn
But if I ever need someone to come along
I know you would follow me, and keep me strong

我是超．级变．态金．肛不坏狂．暴大鸡．巴．猛．男，一夜不停每秒100赫兹！就是吃了金．伟．哥，效果好无副作用！在淘宝网有卖！！让我来

非得要做吗找点有意思的事情做

你是太监呀！那干嘛要结婚，害她守活寡。

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