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Winston. Churchill is the world-famous political leader. He is being British Prime Minister the period, one time, his political Madame match Astor said to him: ” if I am your madame, I certainly will admit the medicine in yours coffee.”Qiu Gill has listened, smiled was saying: ” if I am your husband, I certainly will drink this coffee

丘吉尔的故事
温斯顿．邱吉尔是世界著名的政治领袖．他在担任英国首相期间，一次，他 的政治
对手阿斯特夫人对他说：”如果我是您夫人，我一定会在您的咖啡里放进 药．”邱
吉尔听了，笑着说：”如果我是您丈夫，我一定会把这杯咖啡喝下去．

Mark Twain was a famous American writer. He wrote many stories and many of them were funny stories. These stories are still read by many people all over the world. Besides writing, he also liked hunting and fishing very much, so one year he went to Maine for a holiday and spent three very pleasant weeks in the woods there. When he had to go back home, he drove to the station with his baggage. There he asked a porter to put it into the train. Then he got into the smoking car and sat down in o