英文冷笑话大全谜语
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有三个人,在一起比试枪法,由一个黑人顶着某样东西做为靶子。
第一个人在黑人的头上放了一个苹果,然后在距离10米远的位置,抬手一枪就将苹果打碎了,他吹了一下枪口说:I'm 佐罗!
第二个人在黑人的头上放了一个樱桃,然后在距离50米远的地方,抬手一枪就把樱桃打碎了,他吹了一下枪口说:I'm007
第三个人在黑人的头上放了一粒芝麻,然后在距离100米远的地方,抬手一枪就把那个黑人的头打碎了,他也吹了一下枪口说:I'm sorry……
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