牛仔裤的夏天里面的所有独白
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Tibby: My carma-poochie-ay, I'm writing from the post
office, and this express mail costs more than I make in two hours at
wallmans, so these jeans better get to you
tomorrow. Here we are on a typical Bethesda corner
where generations of young entrepreneurs have proved the old adage: "When life hands you
lemons, make lemonade."
Tibby: So the question on my mind is...is this fresh-squeezed or powder?
Bailey: Does it matter if it's good
lemonade?
Tibby: Let me ask the questions.
Tibby: I'm sad to report that absolutely
nothing of
consequence happened to me
while wearing the pants. I spilled a Sprite and my rat-faced manager accused me of receipt
withholding.
Manager: Receipt withholding.
Tibby: In rat-faced manager lingo, that means forgetting to give a
customer sales
slip.
Bailey: You know, I was readi