谁能帮我写一份八年级英语自我介绍的演讲稿

I'm GG from xx region and currently am yy yrs old. As surely those most prospective and promising candidates will, I find no less interest and vigorous ethusiasim to present mysf here in a ready position to run for the aeroline steward.
It should be applied no more overpunctilious consideration since such an eminently educated and proficiently experience-equipped candidate is here available, confidence cometh not from vainity for I'm the best option. Any postpone or decline will be fatal folly for your honor.

这个……
自我介绍都差不多，说一下我叫什么，哪个学校的等等。
还有啊……
自我介绍……要一分钟？！你们老师说的？靠（容我骂一句），自我介绍不用那么的——
麻烦！