求很简单的英语小幽默或者小故事都可以，适合初一学生的。越多越好

doctor:"You only have six month to live."
The patient(病人）sat in stunned(惊吓）
silence for the next several minutes:"I can not possibly（可能的）pay you in that time."
doctor:"OK,let us make it nine month."

Teacher：What is the plural（复数形式）of man，Tom？
Tom：Men.
Teacher：Good，and the plural of child？
Tom：Twins.

Mike：Sorry for my coming late，sir.Iwas watching a football match in my dream.
Teacher：Why did it make you late？
Mike：Because both of the teams could not win the games，so it lasted（持续） a long time.

打得好累呀~

Tom:How is your little brother,John?
John:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tom:That is too bed.How did that happen?
John:We played to show who could lean the farthest out of
the window.And he won.