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来源：百度知道 编辑：UC知道 时间：2024/05/22 16:24:33
情景：last night between 6 pm and 9 pm a diamond was stolen from a store on the main street of xi an .the diamond was priceless. nobody knows exactly when the diamond was stolen but is was certainly taken between 6pm and 9pm. two people were seen outside the shop last night and one has been taken in for questioning by the police.at present, that person is a suspect
A：the suspect
B:the policeman
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A：the suspect
B:the policeman

A：why take me here? I hate you!

B: You know why.

A：I know?! You sucker~~

B: Dare you! Let me give you some color to see see.

A: Ha,come on. I like Kungfu, I like to be beaten too.

B: Look what a bastard you are ~!

A：I am a good man right before you take me here!

B: Really? So you think I got wrong of you?

A：You can say it again.

B: OK,I am tired questioning you. You are so disgusting.

A：If I am disgusting, you are a pile of shit before me!!

B: Guards,come! Take this sucker to the cell and give him a fuck!

A：Hahaha~~~Am I afraid of that? You know what, I am a gay!!!!!

B: Oh shit! What a terrible day~~~~