英语作业帮忙3Q

这里有好几条popular Chinglish（中式英语），都是被戏称为最幽默搞笑的，以供选择：

1，How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
2，You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
3，You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁
4，Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
5，Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
6，Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
7，No three no four. 不三不四
8，Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知
9，If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
10，fire big 火大
11，Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过
12，As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
13，We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？
14，people moumtain people sea 人山人海
15，you me you me 彼此彼此
16， you give me stop!! 你给我站住！
17，seven up eight down 七上八下
18，小明： i am sorry! 老外： i am sorry too! 小明：i am sorry three! 老外：what are you sorry for? 小明：i am sorry five!