英语故事、笑话

一般电子词典内置都有。

1.When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的？

Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

老师：罗马是什么时候建成的？
汤姆：在夜里建成的。
老师：谁告诉你的？
汤姆：是您啊。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的。

2.He Knows the Answer 他知道答案

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

教师：你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗？
学生：我能，先生。他们都死了。

3.Where do babies come from? 小孩从哪里来？

I asked my father where babies come from.
He says you download them from the Internet.

我问爸爸小孩是从哪里来的，他说是从网上下载的。

4.An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正

Teacher: Walter, why don’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it? <