谁能提供一个很短的英语笑话？急！

can you speak "bananas"?
yes...but something goes wrong!
what's the matter with you?
Oh, I just can't stop with "bananananana......"

When a Tiger comes

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

用英文形容车祸
One car come，one car go;two car "pengpeng",people die.

叫d马唔好走，估一个公共建筑物。

医院，因为它的英文叫hosptial(horse别逃)

The sperms say:"Oh,shit!"

Nice to meet you ! 我 too.