谁能帮我翻译下这些语句，翻译成英语，英语达人帮帮忙了

1、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！
2、请不要把我对你的容忍，当成你不要脸的资本。
3、铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。
4、我以神的姿态,闪耀在这美的瞬间.凡人勿扰…
5、真的猛士，敢于直面自己未化妆的脸。
6、作为一个怪兽，我的愿望是至少消灭一个奥特曼

1, and got an 10 a few years, think of it, or kindergarten better mix!
2, please do not put me on your tolerance, your sense of shame as the capital.
3 Tiechu can be ground into a needle, but it can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, materials do not, then the efforts are useless.
4, I am God's gesture, shines in this beautiful moment. Mortals not to disturbing ...
5, true warriors, did not dare to face their own make-up face.
6, as a monster, my wish is to eliminate at least one Altman