英语课代表竞选稿(要有翻译)

下文系本人亲做：绝无抄袭之嫌！！！！
Good afternoon (morning):
Thank you for giving me this optunity ,it is my hounor to stand here to give you my speech for campain.
I have studied in this class for (……）years.during these days i was very happy to stay with you guys.Today i want to be elected to be your representative of English ,for my good or for your good.
I have confidence to apply for this position:In the last (....)years I study very hard to improve my English.i think that i am qualified to help and improve you with your English.
But i also have some disadvantages,i hope you can hlep me in the future whether i will be elected or not.Because we have a commom goal:improve our scores!
Thank you!
希望你满意！

垃圾
白痴
猪头
连这种都不会，还当英语课代表！
下台
下台！
下台！
下台！
下台！
下台！

要演讲点什么呀？或者是是英语的话都可以。
LZ你给的资料太少了！

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