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病人对医生诉说着睡不着觉的苦恼。
医生见数种药方均无效，只得又教以原始的疗法：“你坚持数数，一直数到3000，过几天再来找我。”
下次见面，病人仍愁容满面，精神不振。
“医生，我依然睡不着啊。我按您说的，坚持数数，数到1786 时，实在困得不行了，就喝了杯咖啡提提神，这才数到3000。但这一来，我又睡不着了。”
翻译这个 越快越好 病人对医生诉说着睡不着觉的苦恼。
医生见数种药方均无效，只得又教以原始的疗法：“你坚持数数，一直数到3000，过几天再来找我。”
下次见面，病人仍愁容满面，精神不振。
“医生，我依然睡不着啊。我按您说的，坚持数数，数到1786 时，实在困得不行了，就喝了杯咖啡提提神，这才数到3000。但这一来，我又睡不着了。”

要初中词汇的 有几个生词也行,就是要快啊............

Doctors tell patients with sleep distress.
Doctors see several kinds of prescriptions are invalid, they teach only to the original treatment: "You insist on count has the number to 3000, a few days and then came to see me."
The next meeting, the patient was still sad looking, lassitude.
"Doctor, I still can not sleep ah. I am as you say, adhere to count, count to 1786, it will be sleepy Buxing Liao, drank a cup of coffee to lift their spirits This count to 3000. But the years, I Also not sleep. "
Translate this as quickly as possible for doctors to tell patients with sleep distress.
Doctors see several kinds of prescriptions are invalid, they teach only to the original treatment: "You insist on count has the number to 3000, a few days and then came to see me."
The next meeting, the patient was still sad looking, lassitude.
"Doctor, I still can not sleep ah. I am as you say, adhere to count, count to 1786, i