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father：well Jack，i talked with your teacher today 。and now i want to ask you a question , who is the laziest person in your class?
jack:i don't know father.
father:oh,think!when other dous and girls are rending and wirthing ,who sist quietly and only watches?
jack:our teacher father.

Tom’s Birthday
It was Tom’s birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was a beartiful big drum.
“Who gave him thay thing?”answered Tom’s mother.
“Oh,”said his father.
Of course,Tom liked his drum very much.He made terrible noise with is,but his mother did not mind.His father was working during the day,and Tom was in bed when he got home in the evening,so he did not hear the noise.
But one of the neighbours did not like noise at all.So one morning a few days later she took a sharp knife and went to Tom’s house while he was hitting his drum.She said to him,”Hello,Tom,d