都是奇怪的英文 能不能帮翻译一下

1.frt time or somting
2.nice men drink more beer to write more severe sentences
U are my fuking bro LOL support u!!
3.that call the bro thats it ！！！！！！！！
4.LOL mistakes
5. Be honestly I have done nothin but make my fucking life worse for me since I was 14 ... like I made my bed ... now I gotta whatever into it

I had the opportunity to be a nice men but I didnt ...

I m not saying that Im standing here to against all odds I wanna someone with me I mean stand with me or by my side ... I dont even kw how to put that feeling in words...maybe cause I m ESL or somethin...but as long as I live I believe the situation gonna change...

When I saw u I am just right back to where I was before do u kw？heh......we ll just go into remission next few days...I m sure about that...I think is a opportunity to get over some body when u find some

能不能帮我翻译一下下面的英文... 奇怪英文的翻译 请问一下 下面的英文是什么意思 会的能不能帮翻译一下 能不能帮我翻译一下这个日文的乐曲名~都是古典的 麻烦各位能不能帮我翻译一下英文 那位英文好的朋友能不能帮我翻译一下? 帮翻译一下英文 英文帮翻译一下 帮翻译一下，英文 帮我翻译一下下面的英文！