英语笑话视频带中文

A food examiner teacher found a student cheating, he angrily shouted, pointing to him as a student: You ... you ... you ... you ... How dare you cheat, stand up!
Yu Bi, there are five students stood up!

Foreman: want to here when the loggers, you have to first go to the woods in front of a minute you try to saw a few trees.
After a one minute.
Foreman: one minute of cutting 20, and too powerful a! Where you ever work?
Workers: Sahara Forest
Foreman: No bar, everyone knows that the Sahara is a desert.
Workers: The ah, later named the Sahara Desert!

Driving her husband to go out.
His wife at home, listening to the radio, I heard a report, the wife quickly pick up the phone.
His wife: husband ah, I was listening to the radio, said that there is a car on the highway in the wrong direction, you never have to be careful ah.
Husband: Which is a ah, I see there are hundreds of cars are in retrograde.