英语小报的资料，比如什么小笑话拉，小诗拉之类的，谢谢谢谢啊！！！！！

A Good Boy
A little boy asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old man," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old man?"
"Because he sells the candy”

一个好孩子
一个小男孩问他的两美分的母亲。 “那你怎么办的钱，我给你了吗？”
“我把它给了一个贫穷的老人，”他回答。
“你是个好孩子，”母亲说自豪。 “这里有两个角。但是你为什么如此感兴趣的老头吗？”
“因为他出售糖果”

Father:do you know?Today is a great occasion of nation stanza, the anti- day is also successful!
Son:??Great occasion of nation stanza?Is just Chinese?
Father:do you guess a foreign country to have?
Son:this I also don't know, affirming is "the country is disgusted with stanza"!
Father:......
爸爸:你知道吗?今天是国庆节,抗日也成功啦!
儿子:??国庆节?只是中国的吗?
爸爸:你猜猜外国有没有?
儿子:这我还不知道,肯定是\"国厌节\"啦!
爸爸:......