UC知道懂英语的大虾来帮帮忙
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早上好,同学们,今天我想为大家讲一个英语笑话:一天一位老师问他的学生"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
你们认为这难道不好笑吗?如果不行,我还有一个:一天,一位母亲带着他的孩子去拔牙,拔完后,医生说"“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
其实,有一些笑话就在我们身边,希望大家天天开心,不要有太多压力,谢谢!
是把英语部分保留，然后汉语部分翻译成英语吧。
Good morning, everyone. Today I would like to tell you an English funny story: One day, a teacher asked one of his students "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
Is it not funny enough? Alright, let's go to another one: One day, a lady brought her kid to get a dental extraction. When it's finished, the dentist said"Excuse me, Mrs. I would have to charge you $20.""$20! Why? We got a deal at $4." "Yes, but because of your kid's yell, four others were frightened away."
Actually, there are some very funny stories just around us. Hope everyone can be happy everday. Not be stressed out. Thank you.
你的故事和想说的话里面，很多都不是初中词汇可以解决的。
Good morning, my dear classmates. Today, I will tell you an English joke. One day, a teacher a