UC知道翻译一段笑话
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Definitely?
A nursery school teacher says 2 her class,"Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" 1st a little girl says,"The sky is definitely blue." The teacher says,"Sorry,Amy,but the sky can sometimesbe gray,or black."A 2nd little boy says,"Trees are definitely green." " Sorry, but in the autumn,the trees are brown." Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks,"Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says,"Johnny! Of course not!!!" "Ok ...then I DEFINITELY s--t my pants!"
A nursery school teacher says 2 her class,"Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" 1st a little girl says,"The sky is definitely blue." The teacher says,"Sorry,Amy,but the sky can sometimesbe gray,or black."A 2nd little boy says,"Trees are definitely green." " Sorry, but in the autumn,the trees are brown." Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks,"Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says,"Johnny! Of course not!!!" "Ok ...then I DEFINITELY s--t my pants!"
肯定？
一个幼稚园老师问她班上的学生：“谁能用‘肯定’这个词造句？”。第一个小女孩说：“天空肯定是蓝的。”老师说：“对不起，艾米，但天空有时可能是灰的，或黑的。”第二个小男孩说：“树肯定是绿的。”“对不起，但秋天的时候树是棕色的。”随后，坐在班级后面的强尼站了起来，他问：“屁有一团一团的吗？”老师看起来吓坏了，说：“强尼！当然没有！！！”“好吧...那我肯定把屎拉在裤子上了！”
肯定？
幼儿园的老师说，“班上谁可以使用‘肯定’造一句句子？”第个小女孩说：“天空肯定是蓝色的。”老师说：“对不起，艾米，但有时可以是灰色的天空，或黑色的。”第二小男孩说：“树木是绝对绿色。” “对不起，但在秋天，树木褐色。”然后，小约翰从教室后面站起来，问：“一个屁有肿块吗？”老师看起来震惊地说：“约翰尼！当然不是！” “好...那我肯定在我的裤子上拉屎了！”
（其实你可以不用提问，到Google上翻译就好了）