帮我用英文翻译一句话 英文强悍的过来

I have a basket of wishs,but where is the fucking meteor!

With a lot of wishes (that) I have,never have a meteor come to me.

I have a basket of wishs,but I always can’t wait for coming of the meteor。
比较忠于原句，没有意译

even as i have some many wishes,
i could not wait falling star that i desire

Although I have lots of wishes,I can never master one of theirs.

楼上iforjob翻译得有意思，哈哈，很传神啊。
如果不是用在正式场合，就用iforjob的吧。