翻一下补充说明的内容称英文啊

面试者：你是怎么知道我们招聘这个职位的呢？
应聘者：一个合格的员工除了要有骡子般的身体，还必须有猎狗一样的嗅觉。

面试者：我们为什么要聘你呢？
应聘者：我吃得少，拉得多。

面试者：你认为自己最大的优点是什么？
应聘者：像骡子一样吃苦，像工蜂一样耐劳，像猎狗一样忠

面试者：你对加班有什么看法？
应聘者：加班可以减肥，加班可以缓解交通压力，加班有利于计划生育，我不加班就上吐下泄头昏脑涨外加抽筋。

面试者：你怎样赢得顾客？
应聘者：：A、嘴巴能把稻草说成金条；B、脸皮象城墙一样厚；C、心像锅底一样黑。

面试者：你如何看待忠诚？
应聘者：我是老板的一条狗，守在公司大门口，他让咬谁就咬谁。

面试者：你对面试者我的公司有什么认识？
应聘者：基本上尽善尽美，只是管理上有个小小的纰漏：我曾经冒充贵公司推销员，挣了十几万元，居能没有人发现。

面试者：总体而言，你认为一个合格的员工应该具备哪些素质？
应聘者：骡子般的体魄和耐性，狗一样的嗅觉和忠诚，还有蜗牛般的食欲。

面试者：作为被面试者，请给我们打一下分。
应聘者：：您沉鱼落雁羞花闭月倾国过倾城国色天香，回头率太高，容易引起交通隐患，帮我把这个翻译成英文谢谢啊 。晚上就要。

Interviewer: how do you know our recruitment of this position?
Interviewee: a qualified employees in addition to have a mule, must also have a body like dogs smell.

Interviewer: why should we hire you?
Interviewee: I eat less, and much more.

Interviewer: do you consider yourself to be your greatest strengths?
Interviewee: like a mule hardship, like, like as hard worker as loyal hunting

Interviewer: what do you feel about working overtime?
Interviewee: overtime work can reduce weight, can alleviate traffic, overtime for family planning, I do not work overtime on vomit release cramp. Plus dazed head goes up

Interviewer: you how to win customers?
Interviewee: A, mouth can put straw into gold, said B, the face as thick as wall, C, the heart is as black as POTS.

Interviewer: how do you think about loyalty?
Interviewee: I am a boss of a dog, keep in the gate, and let his company will bite bite.