中译英,急啊!

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/06/03 15:03:32
一个约翰的人死后,到了上帝那,上帝看见他说"你活了60几年了,怎么一点作为也没有啊",约翰就狡辩着和上帝说"就怪你,不给我机会,要不然发现万有引力定律的人就我,而不是牛顿了",随后上帝大手一挥,时光倒流到了几十年前,来到了一片有苹果树的园子里.约翰此时正睡在树下,上帝摇了摇苹果树,树上的一个苹果掉在了约翰的旁边,约翰弯下了腰,把苹果捡了起来,用衣角擦了擦,放在嘴里,把苹果吃了.然后上帝又摇了摇树,一个更大的苹果掉在了他的头上,他又把苹果捡起来吃了,最后上帝又摇了摇树,一个苹果再次掉在了约翰的头上,此时约翰很不高兴的检起苹果,大骂"该死的苹果,把我的好梦给搅了",然后把苹果狠狠的扔了出去,正巧这个苹果砸在了牛顿的头上了,然后牛顿就发现了万有引力的定律.上帝把这一幕给约翰看后,上帝对约翰说"不是我不给你机会,是你自己没有抓住!",约翰哭着对上帝说"上帝求你再给我一次机会吧~~"上帝说"不懂得抓住机会的人,给你一百次机会也是没有用的"~~

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