UC知道有关老师和学生吸烟的笑话英文翻译
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老师：老实说，你吸烟吗？
男生a：不吸。
老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。
a很自然地伸出两根手指夹着接过来……
老师：不吸？！叫家长来……
[场景二]
老师:吸烟吗？
男生b:不吸。
老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。
b由于听到a的情况，所以很小心的用手掌接过了薯条。
老师：不蘸点番茄酱吗？
b一不小心蘸多了，于是马上用手指弹了弹……
老师：弹烟灰的姿势很熟练嘛。叫家长来……
[场景三]
老师：吸烟吗？
男生c:不吸。
老师：不吸，好，吃根薯条吧。
c因有前面两个例子很小心地流着汗吃完了薯条。
老师：不给同学带根回去吗？
c接过薯条后顺手就夹在耳朵上……
老师：不吸？？？叫家长来……
[场景四]
老师：吸烟吗？
男生d：不吸。
老师：很好，吃根薯条吧。
d心惊胆战地吃完了薯条。
老师：不给同学带根回去吗？
d又小心地将薯条放到了上衣袋里。
老师突然大喊一声：校长来了！
d赶忙从口袋里取出薯条扔在地上，用脚使劲地踩……
老师：不吸？！叫家长来……
希望本土化色彩
[Scene 1]
Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?
Boys a: not to breathe.
Teacher: Do not smoke? Ah, eat the root fries bar.
a very natural way out sandwiched two fingers to take over the ... ...
Teacher: Do not smoke? ! Called the parents to ... ...
[Scene 2]
Teacher: smoke?
Boys and b: do not smoke.
Teacher: Do not smoke? Ah, eat the root fries bar.
b due to hear a case, so be very careful to use the palm to take over the French fries.
Teacher: Do not dipped in ketchup?
b accidentally dip more, then immediately bounced shells with your fingers ... ...
Teacher: The posture is very skilled bomb Well soot. Called the parents to ... ...
[Scene 3]
Teacher: smoke?
Boys c: do not smoke.
Teacher: Do not smoke, good, eat the root fries bar.
c due to the previous two examples very carefully sweating finished French fries.
Teacher: do not give students wit