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Two people see on an apple tree an apple, wants to wait for the apple to fall, after but might eat, another the immediate action picked down the apple has eaten, another regretted very much oneself has not gone to pick, the time did not wait for the human, the opportunity not to wait for the human, held the opportunity, the immediately motion is the successful key.

Two people see on an apple tree an apple, wants to wait for the apple to fall, then might eat, another the immediate action picked down the apple has eaten, another regretted very much he has not gone to pick, the time did not wait for the human, the opportunity not to wait for the human, held the opportunity, the motion is the successful key immediately.

Two people see one apple for one apple tree, one people want the apple beheld and eat, the another zhaixia the apple and eated it,haha,the one people houhui not go to zhai ,time not want man , opptunity not want man,zhuazhu opptunity ,the importent is do