我们上英语课老师要求要对话形式的英语表演，要么是笑话，要么是一些好的文章，谁晓得哪有啊？给我说哈谢

其实没你想象的那么难的，就是一个小的情景对话，可长可短，看你老实布置的是哪一种类型的对话，是那种给号情境的，让你编还是随便哪种都行。我读的英语专业，象你说的对话，我们几乎每堂课都要上去PRESENT，很好的，克服它，就能提高。

我也要表演，就明天，我找了特区教育小学生2007.9期的英语版面有两个小笑话，希望能帮到你

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answe