如何用英文 申请职位晋升

Promotion Application

Application for Promotion
I hereby apply for promotion, for the reasons outlined below.

1. I like money. Let's face it, when it all comes down to it, who gives a shit about recognition. You can't buy beers at the pub with it, and it hasn't got a resale value.

2. I can USE the extra cash. I have a definite purpose for the money. I'll spend it. And I'll probably spend it at a place that employs students to do menial and degrading tasks, thereby filtering my extra income back into the Univeristy's coffers - YOU CAN'T LOSE!

3. I've never asked before. A lot of the bastards who apply for promotion are the talentless civil servant types who do nothing for a year, then apply for promotion. I'm different. I'm the sort of talentless civil servant bastard that's done nothing for 7 years and wants a promotion. The logic of this arguement is undeniable.

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