各位帮帮忙，帮我翻译个英文作文

大二刚换了新英语老师，他一开学就要我们每人上台作个英语口语演讲，内容不限，大概3分钟以内就好！~
我想写关于化妆品篇的以下是中文麻烦高手帮忙翻译下，要口语化些哦！~
我喜欢化妆品，女生都爱美，当然化妆品就少不掉啊！~我们通常用的不过是CLEAN-CLEA啊或者AVON拉、还有OLAY啊、NIVEA拉等等，高档些的就有SHISEIDO拉、VICHY啊、KOSE啊、L`OREAL啊等等，再有就是那种只能听听看看都不敢看的，例如CHANEL啊、 DIOR啊、 BIOTHER啊、 ESTEE-LAUDER啊、ANNA-SUI啊、 CLARINS啊等等，它们真的很昂贵啊！~呵呵
学生一族只能努力学习咯将来有钱自己买啊！~

就这么一点儿如果高手觉得少就自己添点儿吧！~
谢谢拉！~~感激不尽
2楼的那位高手，拜托前面几句是提示而已，下面才是正文。
还有我想再添些细节方面的如下：
我舅母送我个ESTEE-LAUDER的睫毛膏，真的效果很好哎，能使睫毛拉长近1倍呢，刷几遍睫毛都不纠结在一起,而且根根分明呢,真的效果超赞的!!!有很多睫毛膏的广告说的好说能拉长1.5倍,可其实它们能拉到广告效果的一半的长度还不到呢!MAYBELLINE的价格满便宜的,可是虽然也能拉长就是质地太粗了,刷两遍睫毛就纠结在一块儿了,一不小心还会变成大熊猫呢!呵呵!所以说呢还是一等价钱一等货拉!

Big two just changed the new English teacher, he is on school begins will each of us go on stage to give an English vernacular speech lecture, the contents is unlimited, probably 3 minutes in good!~
I want to write the following concerning the cosmetics article is Chinese to bother the superior the help translation bottom, oral some!~
I like the cosmetics, the girls all love of beauty, certainly the cosmetics is little not to drop!~ We usually use of however is a CLEAN- CLEA or the AVON pulls and still has the OLAY, the NIVEA pulls the etc., a little more upscale there will be the SHISEIDO to pull, VICHY, KOSE, L` OREAL etc., then is what that kind of can listen to see all dare not to see, for example CHANEL, DIOR, BIOTHER, ESTEE- LAUDER, ANNA- SUI, CLARINS etc., they are really very expensive!~ 呵呵
Student a clan can work hard to study the rich oneself of future of 咯 to buy only!~

So some if the superior feels little to add some son for the oneself!~