英语小段文

A fruit vendor in the Philippines sold a water-
melon to an old woman and assured her that it was very sweet because it was red inside.As she rode home in a jeepney,the vehicle skidded and the wat-
ermelon fell to the street and broke open. The old woman was surprised to see that the fruit was pale pink and not red.So she returned with it to the vendor and complained loudly.
“Madam,”replied the vendor.“When one falls out of a vehicle to the street, one can expect to turn plae. How about a watermelon?”