谁告诉我个幽默的英语小故事(越简单越好)不要太长

A sea lion was spotted this week along a rural roadside in central California. The 300-pound animal apparently swam from the ocean into the inland canals and found its way on to a rural road in Los Banos, California, about 65 miles from the sea.

小明对老外说“I am sorry”
老外“I am sorry too.”
小明“I am sorry three”

Bob is a friend of mine. He always complains everything. One day I asked him:" Hi Bod, how's it going?"
He siad:" cool, everything went well last week."
I thought:" nice, finally, he got something going right." And he continued:
"Last week, all work were done,
house was cleaned,
my neighbors were nice.
And pigs were fed, ready to fly."

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A Kiss

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deli