各位哥哥姐姐~~~~谁有简单点的英语笑话?

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我需要在班上讲~~~~大概要三到五分钟!
不要太难~~~因为我要背下来~~~还要保证大部分同学能听懂!
在这儿先谢谢各位哥哥姐姐了!

一个moved story.
A man came home form work late, tired and found his 5 years old son waiting
for him at the door. "Daddy,may I ask you a questIon ?" "Yeah, sure, what
is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much do you make an hour? " " If you
must know, I make $20 an hour."" Oh,"the little boy replied, with his head
down, looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow $10" the father
was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some
money to buy a silly toy, then you go to bed." The little boy quietly went to
his room and shut the door. After about an hour or so,the man
had calmed down. And started to think. Maybe there was something he
really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn't ask for money
very often. The man went to the door of the iIttle boy's room and opened
the door."Are you asleep, son?&qu