急求英语对话，要幽默的．不需要太长，最好付有中文翻译．谢谢！

BOY : May I hold your hand?
我可以牵你的手吗？
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
不用了，谢谢，他们不重

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
说你爱我，说你爱我
BOY : You love me...
你爱我

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
如果我们订婚你会送我戒指（ring也只打电话）吗？
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
当然，你电话几号？

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
我认为最穷的人是最开心的。
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be th e happiest couple
那你嫁给我吧，我们会是最开心的一对

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.