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Big words of western tour （大话西游）
　　Chapter 1

　　Site：The wedding

　　Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

　　Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

　　牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….

　　妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

　　牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

　　(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
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　　牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

　　Come here! This is my brother.

　　(牛深情地转向紫霞)

　　牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

　　妖：I object!