【幽默译吧】病人：“医生，你把剪刀留在我肚子里了。”“没关系，我还有一把。”

剪刀不能说 one，要说 pair (尤其是因为前文没有提到 pair)。

Patient: Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach.
Doctor: It's ok, I've got another pair.

'Hey Doc, you left your scissors in my belly/stomach'
'NO worries, I've got another one'

A:Doc,you left your scissors in my bally!
B：Don't worry,I have another one!

"Doctor, I think you left the scissors in my stomach."
"It's ok, I have another one.