A teacher and a student

Joke:Teacher and Student
笑话:老师和学生

1.
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
老师:约翰,"crocodile"怎样拼写?

JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
约翰:"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
老师:错!

JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
约翰:可能是错的....不过现在是你在请教我如何拼写!(言外之意,如果你知道干嘛还问我)

2.
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
老师;请说出水的的化学分子式

SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
莎拉: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O

TEACHER: What are you talking about?
老师: 你在说什么呢?!

SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
莎拉:昨天你说的:H2O(老师的意思是:H two O,她理解成了: H to O,从字母 H 到 O )

3.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
乔治,看看地图,北美洲在哪里?

GEORGE : Here it is!
乔治:在这儿!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
老师:正确....那么,同学们,是谁发现的北美洲?