中译英 急 谢谢

宋丹丹： 有一天晚上，咣咣凿我房门，我一开门木头桩子似的两眼直钩盯着我，非要给我朗诵首诗。
One evening, he knocked at my door, when I opened the door , he stared at me like a piece of wood, demanding to recite a poem to me.
赵本山： 别说了~~~
Don't mention that...

崔永元： 大叔啊，后来怎么样了？
What was up next, uncle?
赵本山： 涛声依旧了~~~
Everything is ok as before.

Song Dan Dan: Day evening, 咣 咣 chisels my door, I as soon as operate two straight hooks which the gate wood resembles to stare at I, must recite the first poem to me.
Zhao Benshan: Let alone ~~~

Cui Yongyuan: Uncle, afterwards how?
Zhao Benshan: Tao sound as before ~~~

S:One night,I hear something picking my door .On opening the door, I saw a pair of woodish eyes staring me,and forced me to listen to his poem.
Z:Stop ~~

C:Hey old guy,what's going on next?
Z:Going with the billows~~

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