急需十篇英语的笑话或故事（短一点，简单一点！！）

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

Excuse for Speeding

Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

〃Why on earth were you driving so fast？〃 the policeman yelled.

〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！〃

超速的理由

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。

“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

A: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
B: A monkey can have