一个人抱着一只鸡从五楼跳下来,人没死鸡却死了,问鸡是怎么死的?

压死了.

the chicken suicide first
haha because the chicken knew that it will died later on so it suicide first

他正在吃烧鸡.

它要下蛋男的不让给憋死的

累死的``

拼命的扇翅膀``

所以人没死`` - -!

鸡（卖淫小姐）