谁能告诉我一个讽刺英语笑话.

w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?

doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.

w.bush: how come?

doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.

w.bush: and?

doctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others.

w.bush: oh?

doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.

w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.

doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.

布什和医生的笑话。
注意下最后一句。是一语双关

至少我觉得蛮经典的