【歪批译吧】爱我的请举手，不爱我的请倒立。

Love me? put up your hands;
if not, stand on your feet.

觉得这个中文句子好玩，试试哈
或者严肃一点是不是也可以说：

The one who loves me, please put up your hands; the one who doesn't, please stand on your feet.

爱我的请举手，不爱我的请倒立。
Love me, hands up. If not, upside down.

The one who loves me, please put up your hands; the one who doesn't, please stand upside down.