英语小演讲，高手帮帮我！

Hello everyone. Now, I want to tell you a joke. That is~
A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of

WOMAN came up in their conversation.

The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.

The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,

Mr Singh?

The Italian asked.

In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & play the back.

Do you think it's funny?

我记得这个小短文初中英语试卷考过...哈哈.我记性真好