小弟因为要帮老婆考商务英语.可是小弟没学过。谁能来帮忙?

1 把试卷写的密不透风,飞不进苍蝇.
2 不要采取自杀性行为,比如作弊.

3 老师没画重点?死定了....

4 1楼的故事8错8错.汗水汗水.

Wen and Zhe are pigs. They have known each other and been in love since they were little.
They love each other so much, as if there were no others in the world.
Zhe takes very good care of Wen.
When they have dinner, Zhe always reserves the best for Wen.
Wen grows fat happily under Zhe's good care.
But on a dark windy night, their master decides to sell the fatter one to the butcher's house.
Watching Wen in her sleep, Zhe stays wide awake that night. He knows that Wen will be the one if things go on like this.
Zhe decides to sacrifice himself. For the first time in his life, Zhe starts a fight with Wen, which breaks his heart so bad.
However Wen tries, Zhe never talks to her anymore.
After that, Zhe always has fat meals without waiting up for Wen. Wen starts to slim down because of the heartbreak. But Zhe gets bigger a