帮忙翻译，演讲用的，尽量用通俗易懂的词

有个人死了之后，来接他的天使对他说，恭喜你，在你死了之后，为你哭的人多，笑的人少。这是你生前对人好的结果，所以天堂之门已经为你打开。谁知那个人说，那我令愿下地狱，我不想再有人为我流眼泪，天使叹了口气说，已经太迟了，眼泪流出以后永远收不回了，于是这个天使拉着这很不开心的人上了天堂

Someone is dead, the angel who picks him up says to him, 'congratulations, after your death, their are more people crys than those who smiles. This is the result of a good man when you were alive, so the door of heaven has been opened for you.' Unexpetedly, the man says, 'I rather go to hell, because I dont want anyone cry anymore for me.' The angel sighs and say, 'it is too late, you never get your tear back after it drops.' Then, the angel takes this unhappy man flying to the heaven.

讲故事用正常时，不用过去或者进行时

可参考本人翻译成绩以便采纳

再量身定做一个简单的给楼主

A man die, his receiving angel says, congratulations, after you die, people cry more, smile less, this is good result because you were good to people, so the heaven's door is open for you. Who knows the man say, I like to go hell, I dont