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当你有一天成为球迷的时候，你会发现生活在悄悄的不可思议的发生变化。就像足球一样变成了黑白两色，有球赛的周末是明亮的白色，没有球赛的日子几乎是沉闷的黑色。甚至你的心也变成了黑白两色。当一个球员将球射入球门的时候，你的心刹那间一片喜悦和光明；当某个球员在场上白忙活了90分钟讪讪走下场的时候，你的心随之陷入一片黑暗中。当我看见他们在看台上为心爱的球队摇旗呐喊时，我愿变做他们手中的旗帜；当我看见他们为一个射失的球而痛心疾首时，我愿变成那个足球，拐一个弯再飞进球门中………
做了球迷的人，既不会苦闷，也不会迷惘。因为他的心恰好容下一个足球，因为他等待的球赛能准时开哨。不像政客容易在竞选中落败；不像商人容易在名利场上上当受骗；不像学者容易在科研中患上美尼尔氏综合症。当这个世界变的越来越纤弱，越来越苍白的时候，足球给了你最后的冲撞和力量；当人们习惯以车代步，出入电梯的时候，足球给了你最后的奔跑和力量；当你在生活中困境重重，头脑发胀的时候，足球给了你最简单的胜，平，负三种结果，就像哲学教会你思考自己的处境和生活......
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When you become football fan one day, you will find and live it in silent inconceivable changing. Have turned into black-and-white two colors just like soccer, bright and white on weekend when there is the match, the day without match is oppressive and black. Even your heart has turned into black-and-white two colors. When a sportsman kicked the ball into the goal, heart a scene of happinesses and brightness in a flash of yours; When a certain sportsman is busy oneself to no purpose to mock and go down the field on the field in 90 minutes alive, in your heart thereupon falls into very darkly. When I see them carrying the banner and cheering for the loved team on the stand, I wish to become to make the flag in their hand; When I see them for a lost ball bitterly, I wish to turn into that soccer, turn round and fly into the goal again ………
Have become a person of the football fan, will not be depressed, will not be perplexed either. Because heart of him happen, hold next so